Doug Marrone Meets with the Media as Jaguars Players Arrive for Training Camp

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Go Jags!

Keep the Beard persona! It looks good!

This is your time coach. Have em ready week 1 and get a win against the colts. That will set the tone.

They literally have us projected to end up with the #1 overall pick this year. As a die hard since the 90s I’m so over these losing ways.

Nice beard coach!

I, ya know, want the players, ya know, to keep their distance, know what I’m sayin’, because I’m wearing, ya know, this device that, it’ll turn blue, ya know, when I’m too close, ya know to someone, and ya know, what I do is then step back, to, ya know, a safe distance until this thing, gives me, ya know, a blue light. Ya know what I’m sayin’? FFS Doug, you really don’t need to ask us if we know what your saying 100+ times in a press conference. It detracts heavily from what you’re meaning to say until all we hear is you asking that damn question over, and over, and over again. I feel like Butters in South Park who kept answering the pimp with, “Yes, I know what you are saying.” Have someone give you another device besides that blue light special which will shock you every time you say ya know, ya know what I mean, ya know what I’m sayin”, etc. I bet that’ll rid you of that tick and probably make you realize how incredibly much you say ya know (or some variation of it).