Carson Palmer‘s still figuring out how Christmas works.
Cardinals kicker Jay Feely let us in on a situation in Arizona, where the team’s starting quarterback is witholding his holiday cheer.
“To get their Christmas gift from Carson Palmer,” Feely tweeted, “the oline have to wear his hand picked outfits all day…awesome.”
Decidedly not awesome for this fellow, waltzing around the team complex in a onesie better suited for a behemoth forest toddler.
Left guard Daryn Colledge didn’t fare much better:
Outfit courtesy of @carsonpalmer Sex appeal courtesy of #BlueSteel Your welcome #BirdGang pic.twitter.com/irIDgIn4ET
â Daryn Colledge (@DarynColledge71) December 20, 2013
We are begging Cardinals personnel to send us more visual evidence of this fashion lowpoint unfolding in the desert.
We examine coaches on the hot seat and chat with Packers guard Josh Sitton on the latest “Around The League Podcast.”